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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Right, and the check is in my
mouth.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
He who laughs last, laughs
west.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Best
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
A bird in the hand is worth a
foot in the tush.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Two in the bush
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Your lucky number… is… C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the
optometrist,
who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Optimist
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Mannequins
Modeling
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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