Keyword: As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress

Right, and the check is in my mouth.

(1971 – ) American actress

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

(1971 – ) American actress

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.

(1971 – ) American actress

Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's terminus.

(1971 – ) American actress

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

(1971 – ) American actress

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress

Well, arrivedouche.

(1971 – ) American actress

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

(1971 – ) American actress