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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
(Page 2)
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Mannequins
Modeling
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous
or
out loud.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Anonymous
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I must run like the stocking.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Roman candles
He who laughs last, laughs
west.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Best
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Heat
Science/Weather
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Your lucky number… is… C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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