Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: There are three types of women I don’t get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.
Norm: [to Cliff] He’s added one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Daddy wuvs you.”

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Wife

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Whaddya say, Norm?
Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor