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Keyword: As Phoebe in “Friends”

I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.

Lisa Kudrow
(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

Lisa Kudrow
(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”

My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.

Lisa Kudrow
(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Miscellaneous As Phoebe in “Friends”

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Lisa Kudrow
(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”

Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Phoebe: Yeah.

Lisa Kudrow
(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”













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