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Keyword: As Tripper in “Meatballs”

[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”

Bill Murray
(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Tripper in “Meatballs” Mystery meat

Important announcement: [to campers] Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you’re hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

Bill Murray
(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes As Tripper in “Meatballs”

What’s the matter? You’re pacing like an expectant father with the clap.

Bill Murray
(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes As Tripper in “Meatballs”













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