Keyword: British

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

(1908 – 1992) English actor
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My parents were English; we were too poor to be British.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.

Canadian sportswriter
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I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.

(1883 – 1967) British prime minister & politician
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Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… that is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
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I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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