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Keyword: Bureaucrats

The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.

Brooks Atkinson
(1894 – 1984) theatre critic
Government Bureaucrats Decisions Responsibility

It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.

Brownian Motion Rule of Bureaucracies
Murphy’s Laws Situations Bureaucrats

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

Alben W. Barkley
(1877 – 1956) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Politicians Bureaucrats Democrats Republicans

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Bureaucrats

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.

James Boren
(1925 – 2010) American humorist & writer
Government Bureaucrats













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