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Keyword: Cleanliness

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen
Murphy’s Laws Cleanliness

There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.

Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Family Mothers Cleanliness

The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunk and have dirty feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up.

Andi Smith
comedian
Activities Sex Camping Cleanliness

Apparently, when they say ‘peace and love,’ what they really mean is ‘filthy and annoying.’

Louis Katz
stand-up comedian
People Cleanliness Hippies

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

Charles Bukowski
(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet
Beliefs Housework Cleanliness Faith

You’re welcome to take a bath; you look like the second week of the garbage strike.

Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Appearance Baths Cleanliness From “The Gingerbread Lady”













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