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Keyword: Donald Trump

Donald, I’m not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.

Anthony Jeselnik
(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Insults People Donald Trump

A Child’s First Book of Trump

Michael Ian Black
Book Titles Donald Trump

[Donald Trump] misses the sexist past; he hates that he was Person of the Year and not Man of the Year.

Sarah Silverman
(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
Insults Donald Trump

I bet whenever Trump has to make a decision, he asks himself, “What would a cartoon rich person do?”

John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Money Donald Trump

Trump’s nothing like Hitler… there’s no way he could write a book.

Frankie Boyle
(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Reviews/Criticism Donald Trump Hitler

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Money Wealth Donald Trump

I think of Trump as Hitler without the warmth.

Gilbert Gottfried
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults Donald Trump













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