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Keyword: Engagements

My fiancé and I are having a little disagreement; what I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no-expense-spared reception; what he wants is to break off our engagement.

Sally Poplin

Dating Marriage Relationships Engagements

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics People Relationships Embarrassment Engagements Fiancee

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics Marriage Engagements

Georgie got engaged the way other people got haircuts; it was just something he did every few months whether he needed to or not.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Marriage Engagements George Jessel Haircuts













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