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Keyword: Family tree

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
History Relationships Time Family tree Sap

You might be a redneck if… your family tree doesn’t fork.

Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Family People Relationships Family tree

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
People Relationships Descendants Family tree

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Dogs Relationships Family tree Geneology

Family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.

Rene Hicks
American comedian
Relationships Situations Family reunions Family tree

We had our family tree done… turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

Brian Posehn
(1966 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
Relationships Family tree Homosexuals

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Relationships Self Family tree Geneology

My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Relationships Family tree Fruit Homosexuals













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