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Keyword: Flowers

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac, but flowers work almost as well.

Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Money Sex Aphrodisiac Flowers

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Things Flowers Gardening Perennials

Pink bluebell

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Flowers

At my age flowers scare me.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Emotions Fear Old Flowers

Jack was so cheap that instead of bringing his date flowers, he brought her seeds.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Frugal Money Flowers Jack Benny Seeds

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

Anonymous
Malaprops Columbines Flowers

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Hollywood Marriage Places Flowers Grooms













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