Keyword: Functions

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Entertainment Government Situations

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Men love watches with multiple functions; my husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People Things