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Keyword: Heroes

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Marvin Kitman
(1929 – ) American media critic
People Cowards Heroes

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Food/Drink People Boys Heroes Pie

No man is a hero to his valet.

Cornuel’s Observation
Murphy’s Laws (Anne Bigot du Cornuel) Heroes

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
People Heroes

Canadians do not like heroes, and so they do not have them.

George Woodcock
(1912 – 1995) Canadian historical writer, essayist & literary critic
People Places Canadians Heroes

A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.

Houde's Rumination
Murphy’s Laws Heroes Martyrs













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