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Keyword: Hunting

I do not see why I should break my neck because a dog chooses to run after a nasty smell.

Arthur James Balfour
(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
Miscellaneous Hunting On why did did not hunt

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

Chris Rock
(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
America Places Hunting

I love my hunting dog… well I loved my hunting dog… I'm not very good at hunting.

Bonnie McFarlane
Canadian-American comedian & writer
Activities Animals Dogs Hunting

I just think in order to be called a sport both teams need to know there’s a game going on.

John Caparulo
(1975 – ) American comedian
Sports Hunting

I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is… and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Housework Work Hunting













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