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Keyword: Jogging

I'm starting to jog, but every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next ‘1’ ready to be launched in case I drop.

Kevin James
(1965 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Activities Exercise Jogging

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Sports Jogging Smiling

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Sex Heavy breathing Jogging

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Activities Body Fitness Jogging

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Alcohol Things Glass Ice Jogging

Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.

Victoria Wood
(1953 – 2016) British comedian, actress, singer & screenwriter
Activities Exercise Jogging

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death Jogging

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth
(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality
Activities Alcohol Jogging













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