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Keyword: Laundry

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Salvador Dali
(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Emotions Housework Love Laundry

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Clive’s Rebuttal to Walker’s Law
Murphy’s Laws Laundry

From time to time, my mother puts on her wedding dress; not because she’s sentimental, she just gets really far behind on her laundry.

Brian Kiley
comedian
Family Mothers Laundry Wedding dress

An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Clothing Government Taxes Laundry

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Zach Galifianakis
(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Housework Work Laundry Sneakers

There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

Walker’s Law of the Household
Housework Murphy’s Laws Laundry













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