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Keyword: Lovers

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Husbands Marriage Wives Infidelity Lovers

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

Charles Pierce
(1926 – 1999) actor, comedian & female impersonator
Food/Drink People Lovers Pizza

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
People Sex Lovers

Hay smells different to lovers and horses.

Stanisław Lec
(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Situations Lovers

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Husbands Marriage Sex Extracted Lovers Nerve

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
People Self Sex Lovers

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

Scott Roeben
writer, website creator
Sex Lovers

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

Scott Roeben
writer, website creator
Friends Old People Lovers













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