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Keyword: Morals

One day of practice is like one day of clean living; it doesn’t do you any good.

Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Characteristics Sports Clean living Morals Practice

If you want to succeed in politics, you must keep your conscience well under control.

David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Government Politics Conscience Morals

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Characteristics Bad Honor Morals Regret

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Characteristics Things Morals

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elayne Boosler
(1952 – ) comedian
Characteristics Situations Morals

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Characteristics People Honor Morals Regret

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Isaac Asimov
(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Characteristics Fairness Good Morals













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