Keyword: Moses

There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones; Don't do this. Don't do that. – Ten Commandments

American comedian, writer, producer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister
History People Situations

If Moses would have walked two more miles, we'd have all the oil.

(1957 – ) American comedian
Places

Jesus saves, Moses invests.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
Money