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Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rural
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where do you live?
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was pregnant before marriage
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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