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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Red faced
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
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