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Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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