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Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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