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Other expressions
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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
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