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Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
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