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Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
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