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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
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