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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
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