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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
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