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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
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