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She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
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