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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
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