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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Buck toothed
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
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