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Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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