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Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
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