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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
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