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Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
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Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
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Speed
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
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Calm
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Quiet
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
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Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Serve yourself at dinner
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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