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Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
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