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You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
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