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It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
One foot in the grave
Expression
Miscellaneous
Close to death
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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