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Like Claude Harris’ mule

Miscellaneous After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn” Indifferent Other expressions

You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid

If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions So what's your point?

Pretty as you please

Country expression

Miscellaneous Easy Other expressions

Chestnut time

Country definition

Miscellaneous Autumn Fall Other expressions Seasons

Tighter than bark on a tree

Country expression

Miscellaneous Not very generous Other expressions

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Greed Never satisfied Other expressions

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Anything that happened quickly Other expressions

To think hard of

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions To speak unkindly of someone

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Don't meddle Other expressions You aren't involved so stay out of it

I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions

That size don't get no bigger.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Said of something very large

Don't get your cows runnin.

Country expression

Miscellaneous It's not that big of a problem Other expressions

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Accusing the wrong person Have your facts wrong Other expressions

Pot licker

Country expression

Miscellaneous A person who lacks ambition A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots Other expressions

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

Country expression

Miscellaneous A threat Other expressions

It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Rainbow Said when it was raining hard

Like a buzzard roosted in it

Country expression

Miscellaneous A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking Other expressions

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions

A trace of the uppity

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Miscellaneous Other expressions Self-important Snobbish

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Keyword: Other expressions (Page 27)

Like Claude Harris’ mule

You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

Pretty as you please

Chestnut time

Tighter than bark on a tree

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

To think hard of

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

That size don't get no bigger.

Don't get your cows runnin.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Pot licker

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

Like a buzzard roosted in it

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

A trace of the uppity