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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Raining a lot
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
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Unfair
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
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You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
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Useless
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
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Quickness
Speed
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
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