Keyword: Other expressions (Page 29)

Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

Shet [shut] the light.

He's tighter than a fiddle string

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

Show your linen

He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.

Slow as pond water.

I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

A near man with a dollar

It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

I wish to my never.

I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

Turn of the sun

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

Get the short end of the stick

He lives in your neck of the woods.