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Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
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