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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
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