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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
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