Keyword: Other expressions (Page 33)

Her butt is two axe handles wide.

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

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He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

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Glad eye

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Like a calf in clover

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Shit fire and save matches

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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