Keyword: Other expressions (Page 35)

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Countrier than cornbread.

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Side gal

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We in the short rows.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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Uglier than a mud fence

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You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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Can't get blood from a turnip.

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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

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She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

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It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

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That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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I’m on it like cheese on grits!

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As scarce as hens teeth.

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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

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Warmin’ over old soup

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