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He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
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Trouble
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Wrinkles
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
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