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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A really stupid person
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
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