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So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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People who talk the loudest have the least to say
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
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Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
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Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
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Slow
Speed
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretty
Proud to be seen with
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