Keyword: Other expressions (Page 38)

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.

If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.

Long as a month of Sundays.

Does a snake have hips?

You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

Toad choker/frog strangler

You better get left because you ain't right.

Well, shut my mouth.

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.

Two ax handles acrost

Act like you’ve got some raisin.

Fair to middlin’

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

Chugged full.