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Keyword: Patriotism

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game; you want us to pay income taxes, too?

Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Government Taxes Patriotism Star Spangled Banner

Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Self Patriotism

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Government IRS Jail Patriotism

Patriotism: The willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons dreamed up by politicians.

Anonymous
Death Definitions Patriotism

Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Government Patriotism

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Government Politicians Accomplishments Patriotism Statesmen













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