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Keyword: Pessimism

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

Anonymous
Characteristics Money Pessimism

Be a fountain, not a drain.

Rex Hudler
(1960 – ) professional baseball player
Characteristics Pessimism Positive

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

Enoch Arnold Bennett
1867 – 1931) English novelist
Characteristics Optimism Pessimism

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

George Will
(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Characteristics Pessimism Surprised

There's many a pessimist who got that way by financing an optimist.

Anonymous
Characteristics Money Optimism Pessimism

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

Jean Rostand
(1894 – 1977) French biologist & philosopher
Characteristics Pessimism













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