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Keyword: Prices

Rich widows are the only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices.

Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Money Prices Widows

The price of any product produced for a government agency will be not less than the square of the initial Firm Fixed-Price Contract.

Connolly's Law of Cost Control
Government Money Murphy’s Laws Contracts Prices

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.

McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom
Murphy’s Laws Shopping Advertising Prices

I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50; so I said, “Give me two boys and a girl.”

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Children Entertainment Money Movies Prices

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Park's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes
Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes Prices

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Hershiser's Second Rule
Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things Prices

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Law of the Marketplace
Money Murphy’s Laws Prices













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