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Keyword: Principles

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Maugham's Law
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Principles

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals People Principles

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them… well, I have others.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Beliefs Principles

The effectiveness of a politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

Shaffer's Law
Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians Principles

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Anonymous
Government Politics Principles

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.

Everett Dirksen
(1896 – 1969) American congressman & senator (Illinois)
Characteristics People Self Principles

I would rather be an opportunist and float than go to the bottom with my principles round my neck.

Stanley Baldwin
(1867 – 1947) British politician
Characteristics Self Principles

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Opinion Principles













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