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Keyword: Race

I was in Connecticut recently… doing white people stuff.

John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Activities People Connecticut Race

There’s only one thing I can’t do that white people can do, and that’s play pranks at international airports.

Nish Kumar
British-Asian comedian
People Self Situations Race

It’s a lot easier being black than gay; at least if you’re black you don’t have to tell.

Judy Carter
American comedian & motivational speaker
People Blacks Homosexuals Race

We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball People Sports Race Referees

It’s a great shock at the age of five or six to find that in a world of Gary Coopers you are the Indian.

James Baldwin
(1924 – 1987) American novelist, writer, playwright, poet & civil rights activist
Appearance People Black Race

The scariest guy in prison is the white guy… because he's guilty.

John Roy
American comedian
Conflict Crime Law People Prison Race

Do you have blacks, too?

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Race To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso

Throwing rice at a wedding is a tradition… unless it’s an Asian couple, then it’s a hate crime.

Shawn Pearlman
comedian
Marriage Race Throwing rice Weddings













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