Author: Charles Barkley
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Dennis has become like a prostitute, but now it's gotten ridiculous, to the point where he will do anything humanly possible to make money.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If it's your brain, you'll be fine. That's the smallest organ in your body.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating; I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality