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Keyword: Racism

You couldn't be a racist and live in L.A.; you'd be exhausted.

Charlie Viracola
(1973 – ) American stand-up comedian
Beliefs Places Los Angeles Racism

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
Characteristics Insults People Success Celebrity Racism

I do try to fight ignorance and stereotypes and racism with karate – like the Asians do.

Myq Kaplan
(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian
Activities Intelligence Karate Racism Stereotypes

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs Misspokements People Places Louisiana Racism

A Practical Guide to Racism

C.H. Dalton
Book Titles Racism

I'm Jewish, and I experience a lot of racism as a Jew, probably even more than most Jews 'cause I'm a moneylender.

Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Beliefs Religion Jews Moneylenders Racism

Racism is so stupid; there’s more than enough reasons to dislike people on an individual basis.

Will Durst
(1952 – ) American political satirist
Emotions People Hate Racism













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