Keyword: Tires

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Men People

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant – and let the air out of the tires.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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