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Keyword: Vice president

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Responsibilities Vice president

All you need to be the Vice President is a blue suit and a pulse… and Dick Cheney has shown that you don’t even need the pulse.

Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Government Dick Cheney Heart Vice president

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Democracy Government Individuals President Democracy Grow Up Vice president

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Government Misspokements Vice president













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