Keyword: Warranties

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No matter the amount of care given to a purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three (3) days of warranty expiration.

Things

Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

Money Murphy’s Laws