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God will forgive me. It is his profession.

Heinrich Heine

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

Last words

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Oliver Cromwell

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Last words

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

Alfred Jarry

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Last words For a time these words were considered a final expression of his absurdist humor however a doctor asserted that they were perfectly understandable due to his dehydration.

It must have been the coffee.

Jack Soo

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

Last words In reference to his character Nick Yemana’ from “Barney Miller” who had a reputation for making horrible coffee. According to friend Hal Linden these were Soo's last words before cancer surgery.

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

Branch Rickey

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Last words He was in the middle of an acceptance speech at Missouri's Sports Hall of Fame when he collapsed in mid-sentence and never regained consciousness.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

Frida Kahlo de Rivera

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter

Last words

I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.

Andrew Johnson

(1808 – 1875) 17th U.S. President

Last words Spoken to his granddaughter who was about to send for a doctor

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbuck

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Last words Chubbuck said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead fourteen hours later.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 11)

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

Go away. I'm all right.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

It must have been the coffee.

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.

Can this last long?

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.