Author: Roseanne Barr Page 2
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
They’re all mine…. of course, I’d trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
My husband said he needed more space… so I locked him outside.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I know how to do anything — I’m a mom.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people…that's why I don't like any of them.”
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer