Subject: Insults

A tortured man who sprayed his loathing on anyone within range.

(1920 – 2006) American actress
Insults

If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on George Bush’s head.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Insults Intelligence Money

The boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? … I’m not a black.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults People

He couldn’t mastermind an electric bulb into a socket.

(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress
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Walter Mondale has all the charisma of:a speed bump.

(1952 – ) American political satirist
Insults People

His favorite exercise is climbing tall people.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Insults

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases; he’s Mr. T without the acting chops.

Lisa Lampanelli (1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Insults

If he’d been making shell cases during the war it might have been better for music.

(1835 – 1921) French Late-Romantic composer, conductor & pianist
Entertainment Insults Music

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Appearance Insults

Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults People

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that’s because 90% of everything is crud.

(1918 – 1985) science fiction author
Books Insults Reading/Writing

He’s a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Insults Intelligence

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
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I am going to hell and I’m looking forward to it… I’ll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Death Insults Places

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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I think Nancy does most of his talking; you’ll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Communication Insults Speech

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise [lever] it up long enough to get a plate under it.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
England Food/Drink Insults Places

Nigel Mansell is the only man who goes to Nick Faldo for charisma lessons.

English actor & television personality
Auto racing Insults Sports

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

(1944 – 2007) newspaper columnist, political commentator, humorist & author
Characteristics Insults