Subject: Problems

If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Problems

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

Accidents Children

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Characteristics Education Learning Problems Time

Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.

Problems

When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Problems

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Accidents Life

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Communication Mistakes Problems

I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author
Emotions Happiness Life Problems

An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Logic is a system whereby one may go wrong with confidence.

(1876 – 1958) inventor
Characteristics Problems

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

Mistakes Problems

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Problems

If money can fix it, it’s not a problem.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Problems

The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).

Death Murphy’s Laws Problems Taxes

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again… then quit; there’s no use being a damn fool about it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Failure Situations Success

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems