Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 4)

A nickel isn’t worth a dime today.

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Money Yogi-isms

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

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Golf Sports Yogi-isms

He’s a big clog in their machine.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, “I really liked it, even the music was nice”

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Music Yogi-isms

What the hell’s wrong with him now?

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Yogi-isms

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

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Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the red light.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

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Yogi-isms

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

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Time Yogi-isms

It was a dry rain.

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Science/Weather Yogi-isms

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!

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Books Children Yogi-isms

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

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Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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Baseball Yogi-isms

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

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Yogi-isms

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

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Malaprops Yogi-isms

I’d say he’s done more than that.

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Yogi-isms

Little things are big.

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Yogi-isms

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

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Things Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms