Subject: Activities » Housework (Page 3)

Excuse the mess but we live here.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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My second favorite household chore is ironing, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
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Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

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You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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