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Subject: Beliefs » Facts (Page 3)

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

Alfred Nobel
(1833 – 1896) Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator & armaments manufacturer
Beliefs Facts Humbug

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Bialac’s Conclusion
Beliefs Facts Richard Bialac Statistics

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Aldous Huxley
(1894 – 1963) English writer
Beliefs Facts

There are two kinds of statistics; those you look up and those you make up.

Rex Stout
(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer
Beliefs Facts Statistics

The truth is more important than the facts.

Frank Lloyd Wright
(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator
Beliefs Facts Honesty Truth

The cure to information overload is more information.

David Weinberger
(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor
Beliefs Facts Intelligence Information

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Facts Honesty Truth Fiction

Where facts are few, experts are many.

Donald R. Gannon
Beliefs Facts Experts

 Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

Woody Hayes
college football coach
Facts Intelligence Sports Statistics
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